纠结——花样鞋带捆绑大法
最近有个词我和我的朋友们经常挂在嘴边:纠结。看到什么事情闹心了,说“真纠结,丫没救了”;
听到什么歌儿做作了,说“真纠结,瞎折腾呗”;
聊到什么东西丑陋了,说“真纠结,咱打住吧”。
尤其是昨天的事情,很纠结。
话说想当初,昨天中午那个热啊,本来想带着外甥果果出门溜达,可转念一想,外面这么毒的太阳,要是把小嫩肉给晒伤了,我姐一定会把我拆得七零八碎,就打消了念头。
我在屋里杵着倒是没什么,小孩子根本呆不住,眼看着就把我那点家当给翻得到处都是。心想这可不行,我得想办法稳住他。
低头一看,可巧果果穿的鞋子有鞋带。
“果果,舅舅教你系鞋带好不好?”
“呀!”(太丢人了,活到现在连1岁孩子的话都听不懂 -_-|||)
“你是不是在说‘好’?再呀一声就当你答应了哦。”
“呀!”
“真乖~来,先学最简单的——
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“就是这么样,懂了吗?”
“呀!”
“真聪明~不亏是我的外甥,随舅舅嘛~来,学高级一点的——
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“就是这么这么这么样,懂了吗?”
“……”
“难了点啊,别急,来,舅舅给你糖糖吃,吃完就会了~”
“呀呀!!”
“真聪明~”
“果果你看,你穿得这么整齐,鞋带也该绑得利索点,对不对啊?”
“呀!”
“舅舅教你另外几种,保证整齐得像信纸一样——
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“就是这么这么这么样,懂了吗?”
“……”
“……”
“……”
“舅舅的糖糖不多了……拿着……”
“呀!!!”
这样下去可不行。要是把小嫩牙给吃坏了,我姐照样会拆了我。得来点狠的吓住他,让他一时半会儿没空跟我玩无语。
“果果你看,这么简单太没意思了对吧?舅舅教你几个高级的——
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“就是这么这么这么这么这么这么这么样,懂了吗?”
我看得出来,他在专注地思考。
忽然,他把头一抬, [img]http://www.u148.net/images/smilies/Face_04.gif[/img]
我看差不多了,忙祭出杀手锏——
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这招真是不一般,体力活,不好整。
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额滴神啊,累死我了 [img]http://www.u148.net/images/smilies/Face_54.gif[/img] [img]http://www.u148.net/images/smilies/Face_48.gif[/img] 看看都累……这是打中国结呢?我宁可不穿鞋
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